There are some important things y’all should know about me, such as:
- I like tacos.
- My boggart would be a ventriloquist dummy.
- I have a
tremendousmild addiction to Dr. Pepper, surpassed only by my addiction to
- 30 ROCK.
But the most important thing of all?
I love unicorns.
I LOVE THEM ALL:
retro, ironically appreciated, robots-ride-them, zombies-vs.-them unicorns
unicorns who will mess your shiz up with their noble powers
and even the girlie unicorns who wear flowers and stuff
Girlie unicorns with MAJESTIC HAIR need love, too.
But beware, unicorns and unicorn admirers alike…
I have another piece of important information for you:
Yeah. Watch out for this scum, y’all.