I like to think that in some areas of life I have somewhat sophisticated tastes. For example, I enjoy art films, high fashion, and fancy salads.
On the other hand, I also enjoy cheesy 90s movies, graphic tee-shirts, and fried mozzarella sticks, as well as toilet humor, used sparingly. And it would be redundancy bordering on cruel and unusual punishment to remind you how much I love unicorns.
Therefore, imagine my DELIGHT OF DELIGHTS when former roomie Starr (@artgeeklibraria), writer friend Serena (@serenalawless), and @katiecoops on Twitter all forwarded me THIS geekologie.com link:
In case you are temporarily bumfuzzled and can’t figure out what you’re looking at, let me explain that this is a sparkly, sprinkly, multicolored, undoubtedly delicious sugar cookie shaped like a blob of unicorn poop.
I mean, of course unicorn poop would be tasty. Unicorns are made of light and sea shanties and morally righteous glitter.
Look! A unicorn has visited your backyard during the night and left you a token of its affections!
Mmm. Look at that sugary, crispy-chewy goodness!
PLOP.
Obviously I will need to bake these for my someday unicorn-themed mega bash. Cupcake toppers could easily be used as cookie toppers!
If someone makes these before I do, please let me know of their tastiness!
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Tags: Cookies, Food, i heart unicorns, the weekly unicorn, toilet humor, UNICORNS
Claire is a Texan living in New York City! She writes fantastical stories, and her daemon is an ocelot but sometimes a unicorn. When presented with the choice to high five or not to high five, she will always choose TO HIGH FIVE. Her first novel, 
LOL!!! Unicorns FTW! Clicked on the link. People are really enjoying that post. I especially like the “fresh unicorn” cookie. Looks delicious.
*sigh* I don’t think I’ve ever had the honor of a unicorn visit. Someday…
Enjoy your cookies!
So awesome! I must bake some too!
Get in the kitchen, woman, and make me a treat!
LOL, I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. Best looking poop I have ever seen.